The title of this post is the beginning of an actual classified ad that was taken out in a magazine called Backwoods Home. The ad was placed sometime in the mid-90s, became an internet meme and is now a feature-length motion picture.
The full ad, minus the P.O. Box goes like this:
“WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED. I have only done this once before.”
If you’re intrigued, head on over to the full article on Three if by Space and read Safety Not Guaranteed – Time Travel Via Classified Ads?